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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:12 pm    Post subject: One liners Reply with quote

My name's Pavlov.  Ring a bell?

I'm a vegetarian and when I'm feeling wild, I eat animal crackers.

Incontinence Hotline.....could you hold, please?

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Friends help you move.  Real friends help you move bodies.

I went to buy some camouflage clothing, but I couldn't find it.

I'm reading a terrific book about anti-gravity...........I just can't put it down.

Some days you're the dog, other days you're the hydrant.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

and.......................

if at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!



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