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RJ · Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 82

RACISM

Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days! Case in
point:

"In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes, I am. But let me ask
you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you??"

The clerk says, "Well, no!"

"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why
did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"

"Because, Sir, you're in Home Depot!"

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Rhonda