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Fincapiper · Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:44 pm Post subject: Rated F for funny!!!!

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a
loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a
drunken stranger, standing
in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in
the morning!'

He slams the door and returns to bed.
'Who was that?' asked his wife.

'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he
answers.

'Did you help him?' she asks.

'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is
pouring rain out there!'
'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife.
'Can't you remember about three months ago when we
broke
down, and those two guys helped
us? I think you should help him, and you should be
ashamed of yourself!'
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes
outinto the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still
there?'
'Yes,' comes back the answer.
'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.
'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.
'Where are you?' asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing".............

RJ · Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 82

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