RJ
Joined: 30 Jul 2007
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 Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:04 am Post subject: The Pastor's ass |
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The Pastor's Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
The bishop was a quite annoyed by this, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline The next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
This was too much for the bishop so he informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
The bishop suffered a mild stroke. So he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
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