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Ashley
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 Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:19 pm Post subject: This describes 75% of the band.. |
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Q: How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Lets ride bikes!
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Ashley
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Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"
The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"
They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them. |
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bandfan
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Location: The Sticks
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A man approaches a Pepsi machine. Ahead of him he watches as a blonde inserts her coins, pushes the button and the machine dispenses her can of soda. She repeats this process for quite a while....
Finally the man asks "What the heck are you doing??"
"Duh! I'm winning!" she responds.
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tbpiper1
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Location: Zephyrhills, FL
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What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
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"Don't practice until you get it right. Practice until you do not get it wrong."
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danaj
Joined: 21 Aug 2007
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Location: Tampa
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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A blonde calls her friend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have got a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how
to get it started."
Her friend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished ?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger."
He decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
she lets him in, and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble all of these pieces into
anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax."
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ....." He sighed .
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box "
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tbpiper1
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Location: Zephyrhills, FL
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| danaj wrote: | A blonde calls her friend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have got a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how
to get it started."
Her friend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished ?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger."
He decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
she lets him in, and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble all of these pieces into
anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax."
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ....." He sighed .
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box " |
And so Dana put the flakes back in the box. The End.
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"Don't practice until you get it right. Practice until you do not get it wrong."
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Fincapiper
Joined: 21 Jul 2007
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Location: State of Evolution
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Hey you stole my line I was going to say was this being told from experience!!! |
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danaj
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Location: Tampa
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| Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:12 am Post subject: |
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Hey! Not Fair!!
Although, probably true, ;O)
my best friend sent this joke to me and said it made her think of me :O)
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