Gino
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Hey Everyone...I'm sure by now you guys have all heard from either Aimee or Steve about my adventures in lawn maintenance. For those of you who aren't in the know - I was viciously attacked by a Ryobi gas powered weedeater Saturday morning  . I have resembled thus far this week: A clown, a boxer, a car accident victim, and today, a duck. All of this stemming from - according to my ENT doctor - a fracture in my upper Palatine Bone. The impact also has displaced my septum even further than what it was through maternal genetics. The whole best part of this is, there is nothing you can do for it except let it heal, take anti-inflammatories, and not wear sunglasses. Oh and yeah, don't smash it against anything  ...Because the fracture is in the Palatine Bone, my teeth are also in constant pain - think I just had several teeth extracted constant pain - and my upper lip is considerably swollen - Daffy Duck swollen..Not to mention the constant bursts of saline solution I have to snort to keep infection from setting in. Considering that I couldn't blow a match out without sending Level 10 shock waves through my face, I won't be attending practices for probably a month. I tried to play my p.c last night, and it felt like I dropped an anvil on my face.
On a brighter note, we are within days of signing our lease the Mr. Empanada location - in Brandon/Bloomingdale...I miss you guys like crazy, and I hope everyone is doing well. Provided my face doesn't look like a sweaty, Sicilian water balloon, I'll see you next week....
Gino
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Ashley
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My Dearest GinoThe next time that you decide to wrestle lawn equipment, could you let me know, because that would make me alot of money on America's Funniest Home Videos, and I love laughing at your expense. 
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Fincapiper
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It's a darn good thing it wasn't the lawn mower. So??, what was your first reaction when it happened?. Was their anyone around that witnessed this? and were they able to capture the series of events leading up to and the final whacking on their cell phone? And did Amiee call 911??, if so what was it like to ride in the chopper to the hospital?, where did they land or did they strap you into a basket and hoist you up?.
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Gino
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| Fincapiper wrote: | | It's a darn good thing it wasn't the lawn mower. So??, what was your first reaction when it happened?. Was their anyone around that witnessed this? and were they able to capture the series of events leading up to and the final whacking on their cell phone? And did Amiee call 911??, if so what was it like to ride in the chopper to the hospital?, where did they land or did they strap you into a basket and hoist you up?. |
First reaction was me punching the door to my shed, very, very hard... The second - after I got my balance after realizing I just got blindsided by a piece of lawn equipment, and that it had kicked my ass ROYALLY - was laughter. That all subsided when I got my bearings and realized my nose was running as if someone had installed a plasma hose where my nostrils were formerly. No recordings of the event are in existence, unfortunately. However, Aimee's memories of the blood stains all over the wall and tile floor leading into our downstairs bathroom, and her thinking that I did get whacked, will probably haunt her forever...Ask her about the scene. I didn't go to the hospital, or walk-in clinic or even see a doctor until Wednesday. 
Gino
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Ashley
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You really need to come to practice Wednesday Gino.. Im am having withdrawls from making you cry.
I have gone too long without my weekly dose of making fun of you water-head.
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kpiper1993
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Does it hurt alot?
hope you feel better soon.
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kpiper1993
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| Gino wrote: | | Fincapiper wrote: | | It's a darn good thing it wasn't the lawn mower. So??, what was your first reaction when it happened?. Was their anyone around that witnessed this? and were they able to capture the series of events leading up to and the final whacking on their cell phone? And did Amiee call 911??, if so what was it like to ride in the chopper to the hospital?, where did they land or did they strap you into a basket and hoist you up?. |
First reaction was me punching the door to my shed, very, very hard... The second - after I got my balance after realizing I just got blindsided by a piece of lawn equipment, and that it had kicked my ass ROYALLY - was laughter. That all subsided when I got my bearings and realized my nose was running as if someone had installed a plasma hose where my nostrils were formerly. No recordings of the event are in existence, unfortunately. However, Aimee's memories of the blood stains all over the wall and tile floor leading into our downstairs bathroom, and her thinking that I did get whacked, will probably haunt her forever...Ask her about the scene. I didn't go to the hospital, or walk-in clinic or even see a doctor until Wednesday.
Gino |
I hope no one else goes in there, it probably looks like a murder scene 
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Gino
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| Ashley wrote: | You really need to come to practice Wednesday Gino.. Im am having withdrawls from making you cry.
I have gone too long without my weekly dose of making fun of you water-head. |
Seeing you cry about anything would cause stomach cramp inducing, tear jerking and non stop convulsive laughing - not to mention obnoxious pointing ala that kid from "The Simpsons" on my part. So, I can understand your desire to do that to me. See you Wednesday, Razor  
Gino
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Gino
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| kpiper1993 wrote: | Does it hurt alot?
hope you feel better soon. |
It's still very sore to the touch. The swelling is gone and thankfully so is the constant pain, that finally subsided Friday. But every once in a while it lets me know not all is well with my sniffer Thanks man...
Gino
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Gino
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| kpiper1993 wrote: | | Gino wrote: | | Fincapiper wrote: | | It's a darn good thing it wasn't the lawn mower. So??, what was your first reaction when it happened?. Was their anyone around that witnessed this? and were they able to capture the series of events leading up to and the final whacking on their cell phone? And did Amiee call 911??, if so what was it like to ride in the chopper to the hospital?, where did they land or did they strap you into a basket and hoist you up?. |
First reaction was me punching the door to my shed, very, very hard... The second - after I got my balance after realizing I just got blindsided by a piece of lawn equipment, and that it had kicked my ass ROYALLY - was laughter. That all subsided when I got my bearings and realized my nose was running as if someone had installed a plasma hose where my nostrils were formerly. No recordings of the event are in existence, unfortunately. However, Aimee's memories of the blood stains all over the wall and tile floor leading into our downstairs bathroom, and her thinking that I did get whacked, will probably haunt her forever...Ask her about the scene. I didn't go to the hospital, or walk-in clinic or even see a doctor until Wednesday.
Gino |
I hope no one else goes in there, it probably looks like a murder scene |
It was pretty gruesome - just ask Aimee Thankfully we have tile and not carpet. Had we not had tile floors I would have had to replace half our downstairs living space ...Bad enough I've got to replace my front yard because of stupid chinch bugs 
Gino
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Ashley
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| Gino wrote: | | Ashley wrote: | You really need to come to practice Wednesday Gino.. Im am having withdrawls from making you cry.
I have gone too long without my weekly dose of making fun of you water-head. |
Seeing you cry about anything would cause stomach cramp inducing, tear jerking and non stop convulsive laughing - not to mention obnoxious pointing ala that kid from "The Simpsons" on my part. So, I can understand your desire to do that to me. See you Wednesday, Razor
Gino |
Your insults are so weak that nothing like that could ever ever happen. Sorry to burst your bubble. How sad for you not to get to experience the same joys that I do in making fun of you....
Maybe someday...if youre lucky, your wit will come close to mine.. as of now, you are simply pathetic.
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kpiper1993
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| Ashley wrote: | | Gino wrote: | | Ashley wrote: | You really need to come to practice Wednesday Gino.. Im am having withdrawls from making you cry.
I have gone too long without my weekly dose of making fun of you water-head. |
Seeing you cry about anything would cause stomach cramp inducing, tear jerking and non stop convulsive laughing - not to mention obnoxious pointing ala that kid from "The Simpsons" on my part. So, I can understand your desire to do that to me. See you Wednesday, Razor
Gino |
Your insults are so weak that nothing like that could ever ever happen. Sorry to burst your bubble. How sad for you not to get to experiance the same joys that I do in making fun of you....
Maybe someday...if youre lucky, your wit will come close to mine.. as of now, you are simply pathetic. |
I agree...(sorry Gino )
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Ashley
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Youre so smart Kane.. you can recognize class A wit when you see it.. I knew I liked you.
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Gino
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This coming from a girl whose insults consist of cutesy things like "Waterhead  " Hmmm. Could that possibly have anything to do with the fact that I perspire constantly? Maybe, you haven't noticed, but that has been a source of entertainment for this band for the last 3 years. Here's an idea: Maybe the jokes/insults you hurl at me shouldn't be something you heard from Moses. I mean, after all, you do have this iconoclastic wit, you pride yourself on don't you? A little bit of originality is in order, wouldn't you agree? Possibly, you are referring to my referencing my once swollen face as a "Sicilian water balloon." Which again, leads to my desire to see this MENSA worthy comedic ability of yours to dig for more originality. If I were grading your comedy/insult ability I'd have to regretfully give you a "C-" ...You can do better...
Gino
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kpiper1993
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| Ashley wrote: | | Youre so smart Kane.. you can recognize class A wit when you see it.. I knew I liked you. |
Thanks (looking at GIno  )
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Ashley
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Dear Fat Dracula,
So, I must know.. How does it feel to have your a** kicked daily by a 17 year old GIRL?
Razor
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Fincapiper
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Who's Fat Dracula???.........Oh I get it now with the slicked back super wet hair styled with sole-glo and all, It's Gino Right??.
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kpiper1993
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you hit the nail on the head.
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Evan
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(HeHe)
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Evan
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HHIII
Evan Loves the Drums
Drums are awesome
therefore, Evan is awesome!!!!!
Signed~
Evan[/list]
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maryb
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Gino, just get rid of ALL the lawn equipment and put astroturf in your yard.................chinch bugs have a really hard time chewing through that.
And it will definitely keep you safer.
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