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Today is Ashley Brinton's Birthday

Ashley - Happy Birthday! 18 years old. Does anyone have any words of wisdom? (This should be good!)
RJ

NO TATTOOS!!!!!!!


Very Happy
Tonya

BUT MOM........... Crying or Very sad
Ashley

Hm..

I wonder what the return policy is on these...
Confused Confused
Fincapiper

How bout piercings????.

My duaghter Molly did that very thing on her 18th birthday in Ybor City. You can imagine being a Mother and visulaizing the look on my wife's face and steam begining to emerge from her head when the first time Miss Molly forgot to remove it and Mother heard it rattling around on her teeth. Needless to say that piercing didn't last to the morning.

Happy Birthday Ashley!!!
RJ

Shocked Shocked Shocked
Tonya

Ashley -

When should I pick you up...I have a friend who owns his own tattoo and piercing shop.
tbpiper1

Re: Today is Ashley Brinton's Birthday

bandfan wrote:
Ashley - Happy Birthday! 18 years old. Does anyone have any words of wisdom? (This should be good!)


Practice your pipes! Wink

Have a great day Miss Brinton!!!
Gino

Don't do heroin.
Don't vote for democrats.
Don't associate with members of the cult of islam.
Don't lie to mom.
Don't lie to John.
Be nicer to your little sisters.
Stay out of golf carts driven by maniacs....

...Thats about it...Oh yeah, one more:

Don't ever, EVER, date a dude that is ignorant enough to walk around Tampa with a "Grothe>Tebow" shirt. People may mistake you for being his guardian ad litem or something, because he is obviously delusional - moronic even. A special needs person. A person so out of touch with reality he needs constant supervision Wink ...

Gino
Ashley

Gino wrote:
Don't do heroin.
Don't vote for democrats.
Don't associate with members of the cult of islam.
Don't lie to mom.
Don't lie to John.
Be nicer to your little sisters.
Stay out of golf carts driven by maniacs....

...Thats about it...Oh yeah, one more:

Don't ever, EVER, date a dude that is ignorant enough to walk around Tampa with a "Grothe>Tebow" shirt. People may mistake you for being his guardian ad litem or something, because he is obviously delusional - moronic even. A special needs person. A person so out of touch with reality he needs constant supervision Wink ...

Gino


I would never date someone like that (I let him think that, I feel sorry for the kid) I'm doing it for community service.
David

My motto: "Half of life is just showing up."
I'm inclined to add the old universal chestnut about "don't let the bastards grind you down", but there's a lot of grinding going on in the world just now. Perhaps all I can add is: "...grind 'em back". But, that sounds uncharitable, so just try to grow a thick skin and let 'em grind away in futility.
RJ

Well nothing says Happy Birthday like being pepper sprayed!! Another day of quality education at DunDun High! Mad


http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=66218


She wasn't even near the crowd and got it!
tbpiper1

Hope that doesn't cause more blowing problems for the Dunedin band... Shocked
Fincapiper

"Don't Mace me Bro"!!!
christhepiper

Fincapiper wrote:
"Don't Mace me Bro"!!!


Did you see where the cops were all cleared. Good for them. I hope that rabble rouzing little poo poo heed can still smell the sweet aroma of OC in his snot locker.
Ashley

Hey, thats some potent stuff...I didn't even get directly hit with it.. I just walked into a wall of back spray the wind had carried.. and that was FAR from fun.. I droped everything I was carrying.. My eyes burned and watered, and I did a great deal of coughing.. I don't understand how in the world people could keep fighting after getting nailed with that stuff.. maybe I'm just a baby.. but I would do WHATEVER was asked of me if someone sprayed me with that crap..

Happy Freakin Birthday To Me!
...18 Welcomed me... in the form of pepper spray..
danaj

18

At least you have a good story about your 18th! :O)
Ashley

True..

But I would much rather a story along the lines of "Yeah, I went and bought a lotto ticket.. and I won!"

not... "I was pepper sprayed by my stupid fat SRO's who have bad aim"
David

I heard a rumor that the pepper spray was just Sandy Keith breaking wind?
Ashley

Today is the start of Homecoming week at Dunedin High.. and as you all know...each day of homecoming week is themed, where everyone dresses up...today was "flock day" this is where big groups of people would get together and make t-shirts that are funny/clever and all wear them and pose for yearbook pictures. I think my favorite group were the people sporting "Don't Mace Me SRO" t-shirts... Laughing HILARIOUS.

I thought you all would enjoy that!
Fincapiper

Oh yeh that was a real knee slapper!!!...

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